i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
People that always go on about shower sex have clearly never had sex in a shower.
Shower sex is shitty. So is car sex
i spent like from 4th to 9th grade i was like lmao no i don’t like boys i like girls right that’s normal I WOULD LIE ABOUT CRUSHES I HAD and then in 9th grade i was like i like boys but i still like girls and then in 10th grade i was like ayyyy gimme the d all about the d over here
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
Honestly, the Mythbusters could do anything and it would be the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen. I’m at the episode where they yell at yogurt to see if it feels sadness and I’m so fucking into it.
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
anyone else on here have a tumblr btw?
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him